January 2011
3 posts
My son cracks me up
Him: What's wrong?
Me: My wrist hurts. You want to switch wrists?
Him: What do you mean?
Me: Well, you take my wrist and I'll take yours.
Him: No. But we could switch personalities. My personality could be in your body and your personality could be in mine.
Me: But you would have to go to work for me. You'd have to go change mats at DanChem, Shorewood....
Him: No, I don't want to do that.
Me: And while you're doing that I would be at school for you getting A's.
Him: ...Well...If there are A's involved... But no flirting with girls or I'll tell mommy.
August 2010
3 posts
1 tag
The adventures of G-Man and M-Girl!
I’m going to make a logo, that just sounds too cool!
This morning I had to convince Gabe that we were Super Fast G-Man and M-Girl - and we had to race to get ourselves ready. We leapt out of bed scrambling to get ready.
G-Man, of course, was the fastest…
He’s putting his animals back on his bed after making it up… presses Wally’s hand and starts humming along to “Take me out to the ball game”… and my heart melts….
learning the art of eating with chopsticks. i now understand why the japanese are thin.
January 2010
1 post
You say you want a Resolution?
I’ve made myself a Sexual Resolution. I’m participating in Mominatrix’s way to start 2010 with a bang!
So, since I am a little late in starting, I am opting for #2 tonight, and I will do #1 and #3 tomorrow. I’ll double up a little and then I will be right on track!
So, cheers to your 2010 and join me with a sexual resolution!
December 2009
4 posts
Observation:
deafeningsilence:
When sharing an office with someone who talks to themselves, sometimes you have to ask, “Are they talking to me or are they talking to themselves again?”
I do this everyday!
September 2009
1 post
August 2009
9 posts
Rainy Days and Sundays....
The Carpenters had it all wrong, Rainy Days and Sundays rock!
Vacation?
I feel like I am stuck in a bad vacation…
Home is a place where you feel comfortable. You come in from work and take off your shoes, sit on the sofa and watch a little television, or read a book. Perhaps its because we are still moving, but this place just feels like a crappy vacation where you have to go to work.
The interrogations suck. The constant “well it wasn’t my dog,...
July 2009
1 post
June 2009
7 posts
May 2009
11 posts
Must Watch: First Early Teaser Trailer for Toy...
bytesfromreality:
firstshowing.net
Can’t wait for this one, but I guess i’ll have to :)
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I want to LIVE with someone. Not merely exist with them.
– (via deafeningsilence)
I’ll second that.
March 2009
3 posts
February 2009
4 posts
January 2009
5 posts