January 2011
3 posts
Jan 20th
18,466 notes
Jan 20th
My son cracks me up
Him: What's wrong?
Me: My wrist hurts. You want to switch wrists?
Him: What do you mean?
Me: Well, you take my wrist and I'll take yours.
Him: No. But we could switch personalities. My personality could be in your body and your personality could be in mine.
Me: But you would have to go to work for me. You'd have to go change mats at DanChem, Shorewood....
Him: No, I don't want to do that.
Me: And while you're doing that I would be at school for you getting A's.
Him: ...Well...If there are A's involved... But no flirting with girls or I'll tell mommy.
Jan 20th
3 notes
August 2010
3 posts
1 tag
The adventures of G-Man and M-Girl!
I’m going to make a logo, that just sounds too cool! This morning I had to convince Gabe that we were Super Fast G-Man and M-Girl - and we had to race to get ourselves ready. We leapt out of bed scrambling to get ready. G-Man, of course, was the fastest… 
Aug 31st
He’s putting his animals back on his bed after making it up… presses Wally’s hand and starts humming along to “Take me out to the ball game”… and my heart melts….
Aug 29th
learning the art of eating with chopsticks. i now understand why the japanese are thin.
Aug 28th
January 2010
1 post
You say you want a Resolution?
I’ve made myself a Sexual Resolution. I’m participating in Mominatrix’s way to start 2010 with a bang! So, since I am a little late in starting, I am opting for #2 tonight, and I will do #1 and #3 tomorrow. I’ll double up a little and then I will be right on track! So, cheers to your 2010 and join me with a sexual resolution!
Jan 2nd
December 2009
4 posts
Observation:
deafeningsilence: When sharing an office with someone who talks to themselves, sometimes you have to ask, “Are they talking to me or are they talking to themselves again?” I do this everyday!
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
261 notes
Dec 17th
4 notes
Dec 17th
51 notes
September 2009
1 post
Sep 8th
151 notes
August 2009
9 posts
Aug 24th
275 notes
Aug 24th
Aug 24th
Aug 24th
Aug 18th
Aug 18th
45 notes
Aug 18th
2,596 notes
Rainy Days and Sundays....
The Carpenters had it all wrong, Rainy Days and Sundays rock!
Aug 12th
Vacation?
I feel like I am stuck in a bad vacation…  Home is a place where you feel comfortable. You come in from work and take off your shoes, sit on the sofa and watch a little television, or read a book. Perhaps its because we are still moving, but this place just feels like a crappy vacation where you have to go to work. The interrogations suck. The constant “well it wasn’t my dog,...
Aug 12th
July 2009
1 post
Jul 9th
June 2009
7 posts
Jun 16th
Jun 9th
15 notes
Jun 9th
Jun 9th
Jun 9th
Jun 9th
Jun 1st
384 notes
May 2009
11 posts
May 29th
30 notes
May 29th
239 notes
May 29th
Must Watch: First Early Teaser Trailer for Toy...
bytesfromreality: firstshowing.net Can’t wait for this one, but I guess i’ll have to :) Posted via web from Things on my mind.. | Comment »
May 29th
May 28th
May 27th
24 notes
May 27th
“I want to LIVE with someone. Not merely exist with them.”
– (via deafeningsilence) I’ll second that.
May 26th
May 26th
May 12th
May 11th
March 2009
3 posts
Mar 2nd
Mar 2nd
Mar 2nd
February 2009
4 posts
Feb 28th
138 notes
Listenphineaspoe: Lucky - Jason Mraz & Colby Caillat
Feb 12th
Feb 2nd
Feb 2nd
34 notes
January 2009
5 posts
Jan 27th
20 notes
Listenphineaspoe: Whatever You Like - T.I. evidently i...
Jan 27th
1 note
Jan 22nd